THEME

Nobody’s saying our neighborhood is the Garden of Eden. Hell, some people say God avoids this place all together.

#shameless  

Game of Thrones Season 4 Bloopers [x]

#game of thrones  #best blooper  

orphan black s2 meme | six things
cosima’s handporn [4/6]

#orphan black  #cosima niehaus  
horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
#shameless  #ian x mickey  
"My fondest dream is that it will be the date movie that breaks up couples nationwide. Maybe people will walk out of there and think, ‘Maybe not. I don’t know if I know you well enough.’"
- Gillian Flynn on Gone Girl (2014), dir. David Fincher (via paulthomasandersonn)
#gillian flynn  #gone girl  

Destiny’s Races

#gaming  #fucking hyped  #destiny  
mydrunkkitchen:

ITS A BOOK ITS A REAL BOOK THATS REAL AND EXISTS AND IM HOLDING IT!!!! http://hannahhart.com/book

mydrunkkitchen:

ITS A BOOK ITS A REAL BOOK THATS REAL AND EXISTS AND IM HOLDING IT!!!! http://hannahhart.com/book

#I CAN'T WAIT TO GET MY COPY  #harto  
theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao

orphanblackballpit:

fetchthecrazygay:

AU in which Cosima and Delphine are actually arguing about pizza toppings

inspired by monkeykira's pizza on the roof au

Laughing for days.

#jesus christ  #orphan black  #cophine